Friday, 6 June 2008

Ants

The church office is being invaded by black ants ... or at least the kitchen area is. Ants & food preparation is wrong and is therefore an opportunity to express mankind's God given dominion over creation.

These ants are clearly unaware that I have a long history of ant extermination: we have now deployed my preferred instrument of persuasion 'Nippon Ant KILLER liquid'.

As we speak 18 unsuspecting worker ants are feasting on this delicious nectar which will lead to a long, long sleep ...
I shall keep you posted on our progress.

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